2 Aug

"The Booty Pole," courtesy of Blogue.us

We interrupt this Monday for an important announcement, leggings are not pants. Tights are not pants. No matter what American Apparel says they’re just not. Leggings are undergarments, notice the “under” in that word. Something is required to go over them. Ladies, I know they’re comfy, and they feel like pajamas, but you look gross. Kate Moss couldn’t pull them off, so my guess is you can’t either. Contrary to popular opinion something skin tight and stretchy isn’t universally flattering. Especially when that fabric is clinging to your ass for dear life. Do the Lycra a favor, do us all a favor, whip out the old’ jeans and take them for a spin around the block. Your booty will thank you.

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  1. Justin August 3, 2010 at 9:54 am #

    If your going to wear ass stranglers, at least have the courtesy to carry a pack of sanitary wipes to disinfect anything your rump happens to touch. On a side note, are these the “saddle pants” of our generation?

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